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Give ur heart to one, Not to all.. Give ur Smile to all, Not to one

Joke-5 : 4 kinds of sex

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say “FUCK YOU”
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you’ve got.

BEAUTY

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B - Believe in you
E - Envisions the whole in you. [ Even the unfinished parts ]
A - Accepts as you are.
U - Understands you.
T - Tells you the truth when you need to hear it.
Y - Yells when you won't listen.

New Magazine Covers!

LEFT: Pop singer Hilary Duff on the cover of FHM Magazine
RIGHT: Country star Carrie Underwood on SELF Magazine

Mariah Carey - It's Like That (Performance) From "The Adventures of Mimi" DVD

Pop Diva Mariah Carey will release on November 19th the DVD for her latest tour "The Adventures of Mimi", which was shot at her show in Anaheim, California on October 8, 2006 at the Honda Center. And here you can check out a preview of this upcoming DVD. In the embedded video above you can watch Mimi's performance of her song "It's Like That". Check it out.

Joke-4 : Computer Vs Girls

HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls:
Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her … you will lose everything…

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Look around do you see, so many things have changed, and you should know by now... I never meant to hurt you at all... all my life I have been an outcast, but now I've been reborn... and I see things so clear!!!

Fashion in 2020

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MP3 players built into jackets, internet sites where you can design your own clothes... You can already see the effect today's technology is having on fashion. So we asked our BT futurologist, Ian Pearson, what he thinks will be next:

Clothes will get a life of their own
Soon we'll be wearing jumpers that can generate power, either by solar power, or in electromagnetic, thermal or mechanical ways. And we'll be able to store music and videos in our actual trousers (not just in the pockets).

Our clothes will interact with our surroundings
There could soon be microchips in buildings, furniture, packaging and even food. These could all interact with chips woven into our clothes.

Designs themselves won't be affected
Because microchips are so small, fashion designers will be able to add gadgets and electronic devices to clothes without needing to change the designs.

We'll make our own clothes
A funny throwback to years gone by, but thanks to cheap production and design software, more and more of us are going to get into it.

Beauty will still be in the eye of the beholder
But not as you might imagine. High-tech contact lenses already make it possible to scan images onto our retinas. If this becomes mainstream, we'll be able to superimpose computer-generated images onto what we see in the real world, including images of each other. So fashion designers will need to design virtual fashions. And we'll have to worry about our digital appearance as well as our physical one.

New Magazine Covers!

Left : R&B star Alicia Keys on the cover of BILLBOARD Magazine
RIGHT: R&B singer Keyshia Cole on VIBE Magazine

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Never Wonder Where I Am Cause I'm Always By Your Side

Joke-3 : JOKE OF THE DAY

Want to propose a girl - Just do it. (Nike)

Before going to propose to a girl - Believe in the best. (BPL)

If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl - Vicks ki goli lo kichkich door karo. (Vicks)

If you are going to propose to a girl, chances are>-50-50. (Britannia)

If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her - Take it easy. (Limca)

Those who succeed in love always say - We dream because we do. (Daewoo)

If some one wants to write a love letter to his girlfriend -likho script apna apna. (Rotomac)

If you love someone - Go get it. (visa power)

Boy riding a bike with neighbor's girl - Neighbors envy owner's pride.(Onida)

Not satisfied with your dates - Yeh dil mangey more.(Pepsi)

A guy having a number of girl friends - Complete Man. (Raymonds)

A smart girl having a number of boyfriends - yeh hai hamara suraksachakra.(Colgate)

For those lost in love - Har shaam ka sathi main aur mera (Bagpiper).

Spice Girls - Headlines

Here's the world premiere of the new Spice Girls music video for their brand NEW single "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)". The girls shot the video two weeks ago at the Pinewood Studios in London. Headlines is the lead single from their upcoming "Greatest Hits" album which will be available in digital and physical format later in this month. Well, this ballad song was really okay for me until i saw the vid! Def. one GREAT music video! All of them look amazing, especially Geri who shows some wow abs. But the most cool thing is of course to see them, all 5, together in a video singing again. I'll be definitely playing more this song now. Enjoy

Chingy - Fly Like Me

Rapper Chingy is ready to release on December 11th his fourth studio album titled "Hate It or Love It" via Disturbing Tha Peace Records. As you know the first single is the *hot* track "Fly Like Me" featuring R&B songstress Amerie. And now we know the upcoming set will feature other guests appearances like Ludacris, Bobby Valentino, Anthony Hamilton & Rick Ross and Huey. BTW, Fly Like Me's music video will premiere in the coming days. Can't wait to check it out.

Download : Chingy - Fly Like Me

Riff Raff Feat. Brandy - What Have You Done For Me

Check out this new Riff Raff Brandy song titled "What Have U Done for Me". I wonder if this will be on her upcoming album. But anyways it's always good to hear new Brandy music. She's currently working on her 5th studio album, the follow up to "Afrodisiac", expected to hit stores on early 2008. Enjoy

Download : Riff Raff Feat. Brandy - What Have You Done For Me

Bow Wow & Omarion - Girlfriend

R&B singer Omarion and Rapper Bow Wow are going to release a joint album called "Face Off" on December 11th. Here you can check out the music video for their new single titled "Girlfriend". Song's hot! And the video is pretty cool. Enjoy

I Love YOU

I Love YOU
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I LOVE YOU IN 80 LANGUAGES

Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes Kez Sirumem
Austrian - I liab di
Azerbaijanian - Men seni sevirem
Bambara - M'bi fe
Basque (Spain) - Maite zaitut
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bemba (Zambian) - Ninkutemwa saana we chisa nkonde
Bengali - Ami tomay bhalobashi
Bhojpuri - Ham aap say pyar kareni
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cherokee - Agwadageyuhv
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dhivehi (Maldives) - Aharen kaley dheke loabi vey
Dutch, Flanders - Ik hou van jou
English - I love you
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Ene ewedechalu (for ladies), Ene ewedehalwe (for men)
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Minä rakastan sinua
Flemish/Dutch - Kzie je graag
French - Je t'aime
Friesian - Ik hou fan dei
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - ég elska þig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Ai'shiteru yo
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiribati - I tangiriko
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Laotian - Koi muk jao
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Aš myliu tave
Macedonian - Te sakam
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Maltese - Inhobbok
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Maze Tuzyawar Prem Ahe
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Náhuatl (Aztec) - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Nepali - Ma timilai maya garchu
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Palestinian - Bahebbak
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Ashegetam
Philipino - Mahal kita
Pig Latin - Iay ovelay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Cie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Punjabi - Mai taunu pyar karda
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Saami - Mun rahkistan du
Samoan - Oute alofa 'ia te 'oe
Sango - Mbi ye mo
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Sesotho - Kea u rata
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Shona - Ndinokuda
Sign Language - \ /,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You' with the right hand)
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sinhalese - Mama oyata adarei
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag älskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Pom rak khun (to female)
Tongan - Ofa' atu
Turkish - Seni seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kohayu
Urdu - Mujhe aap se mohabbat hai
Uzbek - Man seni sevaman
Vanuatu - Mi lavem yu
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh lib
Yoruba - Mo ni fe e
Zulu - Ndiyathanda

Joke-2 : Good day 2 U

An old lady walked into a Grocery Store. She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy. She went up to the cash register to buy the food. The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves. So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food. The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food. The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the sales lady and said, "Put your hand inside here". The Saleslady shook her head. "NO", she said, "there is probably something in there that will bite me!" "I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you". The old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed. To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least 10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen.

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I asked God for a Flower he gave me a Garden
I asked for a Tree he gave a Forest
I asked for a River he gave me an Ocean
I asked for an ANGEL he gave me YOU